Five reasons to send me an email:
(1) You’ve been losing sleep wondering why my homepage is just hands.
(2) You’re curious about why people scream at me when I eat pizza.
(3) You’d like to bond over a shared and completely rational hatred of dook (GO HEELS)!
(4) You want to take a new headshot of me so I can finally get rid of this one (←) from 2020.
(5) You’ve discovered a life-changing sour beer and feel morally obligated to tell me about it (current fav: Victory’s Berry Monkey).
Location: Charlotte, NC